Car Shopping

I dial the phone, leaning back in my chair, drinking a beer.

"Hello?" a voice said.

"Hi," I say. "I'm calling about the BMW M5 you have advertised, 40,000 miles, black, leather, 6 speed, gps, cd, ac, abs, pdc, sdc, ps, pb, snrf." He pronounced this "jips, kid, ack, abs, piddick, siddick, piss, pibb, snerf."

"Uhh, yes?"

"So?" I say. "What can you tell me about it?"

I took another drink. I love doing this.